geo metros...

...should not be allowed on the freeway. they drive slower than my dad's 190? Chalmers, and at least that car looks good.

i realize the metro only made me get home about 90 seconds later than if it hadn't been in front of me, but it's really the principle. i mean, my 1980 chevrolet monza went tons faster than a metro. ok, not tons, but faster. wow, that was a great car...

(the red one looks exactly like mine did):